he is exactly the poem i wanted to write

pyroflasher:

daughterofmulan:

Our teacher didn’t come to class today so we spent the first twenty minutes doing a seance to call the ghost of Steve Jobs.
Our offering was a bagel and all of our Apple products and we made a pentagram out of people’s laptops.

that’s me on the top right. 
She forgets to mention we had a legitimate psychic in the room.

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