he is exactly the poem i wanted to write

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg, via whitedad)

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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

charizard:

nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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me rn

(Source: tephor, via crystallized-teardrops)

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