May 2013
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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shavingryansprivates: fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
May 15th
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May 15th
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balderrask: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” NOPE NOT RISKING IT
May 15th
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limped: its really fucked ppl can look at you without permission
May 15th
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May 15th
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jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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marceddy: when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose
May 14th
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ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated
May 14th
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May 14th
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snapchatting: rainbownunchucks: rnickey: friends Wtf is nd north dakota
May 14th
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May 14th
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tinytazninja: dickrockerjanecrocker: blainedarling: heysammy: a-sorta-fairytale: imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with  #empty chairs at empty tables imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with oh god NO oh god YES
May 14th
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are-you-seduced-yet: [VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
May 13th
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May 13th
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fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
May 13th
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sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
May 13th
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singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song
May 13th
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cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
May 13th
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May 13th
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cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
May 13th
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swagchat: swagchat: swagchat: what type of music do chiropractors listen to hip-pop
May 13th
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