May 2013
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
shavingryansprivates:
fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
balderrask:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
limped:
its really fucked ppl can look at you without permission
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
marceddy:
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
ay-drian:
getting over someone you never even dated
snapchatting:
rainbownunchucks:
rnickey:
friends
Wtf is nd
north dakota
tinytazninja:
dickrockerjanecrocker:
blainedarling:
heysammy:
a-sorta-fairytale:
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
#empty chairs at empty tables
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
oh god NO
oh god YES
are-you-seduced-yet:
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
sassydetective:
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
swagchat:
swagchat:
swagchat:
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
hip-pop